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radycat: i have no excuses or context (neither does angela tho so)

sluttcunt: Alright girls. For those of you who have shallow cunts, and I mean SHALLOW cunts, you have no excuse. This slut here’s pussy is so shallow, her fucking cervix sits between her pussy lips. Do you think she’s let that stop her? OBVIOUSLY

Saturday: Modern AU Pillow talk about a “modern” phenomenon (I’m so sorry, I seriously have no excuse for this) Next (fin)PreviousFirst

…I don’t know what happened but apparently I just found a crossover I wholeheartedly approve of, because long-living time-traveling aliens who obsess over life and hope and yeah okay I’m buying it also an excuse to draw Bunny wearing

makokitten: I posted this photo of reapersun, alicexz, and me the other day, but for some reason my camera just couldn’t handle reapersun’s true form, so I took down the original image and edited it slightly (just a Photoshop filter here and there,

traditionman: nakedsweatandchains: It’s time for discipline Monica you know that. Once again you missed your labor quota out in the fields. I know you have only been here a year but there is no excuse for missing the quota three times. So now I have

XD Okay, I really have no excuse for this.The next chapter of this fic is going to be pretty unpleasant, so I tried to inject some humour where I could. I actually laughed while trying to imagine how Bird Mom would react to this… especially if

sir-has-a-firm-hand: He will use any excuse to have this beauty strupped naked and bent over for the cane. No excuse needed, simply your will that it be so,

overlypolitebisexual: i have so many thin friends who eat shit and don’t exercise ever and are probably rotting inside but no one says shit about their health so let’s stop pretending it’s fat people’s health you’re bothered about you transparent

redsatinsheets: redsatinsheets: since the scum that is western media isnt saying shit about this: cuba is being fucking torn apart by hurricane irma. my people are taking shelter in caves and cold war era bomb shelters. i have zero sympathy for you

spookiesaremy42: So I saw someone’s screencaps and ended up making these… I have no excuse don’t look at me *rolls back to trash pile*

thedancingcow: thedancingcow: Congratulations, you have an argument against a Black Widow movie. Now let me tell you why that argument doesn’t really work. Okay, but she wasn’t really well known to the general public before the movies, so it’s

alabamawifedomsme:I awoke this morning to find no boxers or briefs this morning in my drawer. I looked at my wife and said babe, I have no underwear what happened. She gave me the sorry I have been busy and couldn’t do laundry excuse so she pulled

clumsycutelo: I told Sir I needed to clean since I’m on break and I have no excuse. He decided that if I was to clean I needed to wear my collar and have a bit gag in. He was also thoughtful enough to have me wrap my bit gag in my used panties so I

a-sneaky-red-head: a-sneaky-red-head: //Some bro/sis feelz just for you guys. //So yeah I’m reblogging it so you have NO EXCUSE NOW !

misotrashy: knitmeapony: ONE TWEET. THIS FIT IN ONE TWEET. IF YOU FUCK IT UP YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE. So much of this. An apology is NOT “I’m sorry BUT here’s why I’m totally in the right and think I did nothing wrong.” This isn’t going to

savvypussycat: strongholdleather: Brand new gloves! All made from a deep navy blue semi-gloss patent leather. Be shiny AND scary. They’re cheaper than the hand-dyed ones, so now you have no excuse not to get them… Oh my god…these are just…I

Hi! So i decided to make a general guide and important tips on how to make animated gifs! as requested. If you have no clue what these things are here is an example [x] I’m so not the best at this thing out there tho omf so excuse me if things go wrong

heavenstobetsy69: SNL SHENANIGANS- I have no excuse – but the late-night weather here is so wonderful, dreamy, like a warm silken breeze… that I just had to feel it on my skin for a few minutes before I went to bed. That’s all

mrdegradation:I was told that I didn’t need an excuse so have more Braixen.Indeed, no excuse is needed for magical fire fox <3

illustratedkate: LOOK i technically have no excuse for this, but i’m still gonna blame christmas, beyonce and lusi. this happened cause i watched beyonce’s video for 7/11 and all of a sudden i wanted to draw my favourite nerds wearing terrible christmas

jellyfish–song:……..So. This happened and… Yeah, I don’t have an excuse again, I just like drawing memes, okay? Inspired by the “stress is bad for the baby” meme (if that wasn’t obvious lmao).

illbeyourbabygirl: I’m so sorry! Again, I know. I have no excuse except that I’ve gone into an anime haze for the last four days, did you know its Saturday? What the hell?! Time has flown by way! But I hope you all have great weekend ;)

the-chibster: Uhm… So…. I have no excuses.

misotrashy: knitmeapony: ONE TWEET. THIS FIT IN ONE TWEET. IF YOU FUCK IT UP YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE. So much of this. An apology is NOT “I’m sorry BUT here’s why I’m totally in the right and think I did nothing wrong.”

a-jagged-edge: assbutt-of-my-dreams: South Park proves just how fucking simple it is to explain to children what transgender people and transsexual people are. South Park literally just explained it so that a child would understand. You have no excuse

all-the-other-stuff: #MermanProblems . Fancy dress comes at a price! It’s #FancyDressFriday over at @vitruvianbrix so now you have no excuse not to dress as the mythical creature of your dreams!

offbrandkreuz: rvzielx: puremchanzo: Anyway gabe is literally canonly 50 during Blackwatch so,,,,,no excuse to ship him with a 17 year old boy :) whos ur dealer i wanna smoke what ur smokin I can’t believe McReyes have a 21 year age gap and are

bakapandy: I….I’m so sorry….I have no excuse for thisBased off of this vine:http://bakapandy.tumblr.com/post/123840701953/infiniteescape-dreams-imagine-your-otp

misotrashy: knitmeapony: ONE TWEET. THIS FIT IN ONE TWEET. IF YOU FUCK IT UP YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE. So much of this. An apology is NOT “I’m sorry BUT here’s why I’m totally in the right and think I did nothing wrong.”

slightlyrefridgeratedtuna: this is so terrible and honestly i have no excuse i never meant to lower myself this far down into the destiel trash pit but here i am

homosindisguise: lesnee: Pic for homosindisguise <3! Aaah Drift and Ratchet, one of my favorite mtmte pairing <3 would you look at the time! It was on my dash again so I- really have no excuse for reblogging this a third time but idec.

allhailtherenegades: “why should women get to use their periods as an excuse to get out of stuff?” well men use periods as an excuse to invalidate every single negative feeling we ever have, so sorry if i don’t tear up at the unjustice

kimpissable: clevverbot: UH NO. EXCUSE ME BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING. DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO FUCKING MAKE A BURGER FIRST OF ALL, THE PICKLES ARE ALL ON ONE SIDE OF THE FUCKING THING, SO YOU’LL EITHER HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL YOU GET TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE

thecutestofthecute: bucky-oh-bucky: whatsbetterthanfantasy: last-snowfall: Yeah cats TOTALLY only like us for food and have no emotional dependency at all. THIS IS SO CUTE I CANT it’s like, human, excuse me, i would like you to pet me. thank you.

kimpissable: clevverbot: UH NO. EXCUSE ME BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING. DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO FUCKING MAKE A BURGER FIRST OF ALL, THE PICKLES ARE ALL ON ONE SIDE OF THE FUCKING THING, SO YOU’LL EITHER HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL YOU GET TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE

misotrashy: knitmeapony: ONE TWEET. THIS FIT IN ONE TWEET. IF YOU FUCK IT UP YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE. So much of this. An apology is NOT “I’m sorry BUT here’s why I’m totally in the right and think I did nothing wrong.”

wolfyslittlekitten:For daddies and littles on a budget, Micheals has cute bows, socks, and sippy cups on sale as well as stuffies!! So daddy you have no excuse to not buy your babygirl something cute! Me and daddy were there yesterday ;A;

misotrashy:knitmeapony:ONE TWEET. THIS FIT IN ONE TWEET. IF YOU FUCK IT UP YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE. So much of this. An apology is NOT “I’m sorry BUT here’s why I’m totally in the right and think I did nothing wrong.”

misotrashy: knitmeapony: ONE TWEET. THIS FIT IN ONE TWEET. IF YOU FUCK IT UP YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE. So much of this. An apology is NOT “I’m sorry BUT here’s why I’m totally in the right and think I did nothing wrong.”

firebendermaedhros: me on Cutthroat Kitchen: chef, what I’ve prepared for you today I call… I’m sorry. I don’t know what to say. I have no excuse. I am so sorry.

ugly-noise: misotrashy: knitmeapony: ONE TWEET. THIS FIT IN ONE TWEET. IF YOU FUCK IT UP YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE. So much of this. An apology is NOT “I’m sorry BUT here’s why I’m totally in the right and think I did nothing wrong.” Here’s

sale-aholic: aliasvaughn: loveniaimani: eaudrey35: mediamattersforamerica: Calling bullshit on Trump’s blatant, enormous lies is *so easy* to do. News outlets have no excuse for this. This is the one of the main reason this man is president elect.

misotrashy: knitmeapony: ONE TWEET. THIS FIT IN ONE TWEET. IF YOU FUCK IT UP YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE. So much of this. An apology is NOT “I’m sorry BUT here’s why I’m totally in the right and think I did nothing wrong.”

misotrashy: knitmeapony: ONE TWEET. THIS FIT IN ONE TWEET. IF YOU FUCK IT UP YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE. So much of this. An apology is NOT “I’m sorry BUT here’s why I’m totally in the right and think I did nothing wrong.”

misotrashy: knitmeapony: ONE TWEET. THIS FIT IN ONE TWEET. IF YOU FUCK IT UP YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE. So much of this. An apology is NOT “I’m sorry BUT here’s why I’m totally in the right and think I did nothing wrong.”

jacket–off: pillory: i have no excuse for posting this so here She has such a nice butt!!!

misotrashy: knitmeapony: ONE TWEET. THIS FIT IN ONE TWEET. IF YOU FUCK IT UP YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE. So much of this. An apology is NOT “I’m sorry BUT here’s why I’m totally in the right and think I did nothing wrong.”

lotsalipstick: misotrashy: knitmeapony: ONE TWEET. THIS FIT IN ONE TWEET. IF YOU FUCK IT UP YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE. So much of this. An apology is NOT “I’m sorry BUT here’s why I’m totally in the right and think I did nothing wrong.” I know

misotrashy: knitmeapony: ONE TWEET. THIS FIT IN ONE TWEET. IF YOU FUCK IT UP YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE. So much of this. An apology is NOT “I’m sorry BUT here’s why I’m totally in the right and think I did nothing wrong.”

alabamawifedomsme: I awoke this morning to find no boxers or briefs this morning in my drawer. I looked at my wife and said babe, I have no underwear what happened. She gave me the sorry I have been busy and couldn’t do laundry excuse so she pulled

misotrashy: knitmeapony: ONE TWEET. THIS FIT IN ONE TWEET. IF YOU FUCK IT UP YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE. So much of this. An apology is NOT “I’m sorry BUT here’s why I’m totally in the right and think I did nothing wrong.”

misotrashy: knitmeapony: ONE TWEET. THIS FIT IN ONE TWEET. IF YOU FUCK IT UP YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE. So much of this. An apology is NOT “I’m sorry BUT here’s why I’m totally in the right and think I did nothing wrong.”

misotrashy: knitmeapony: ONE TWEET. THIS FIT IN ONE TWEET. IF YOU FUCK IT UP YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE. So much of this. An apology is NOT “I’m sorry BUT here’s why I’m totally in the right and think I did nothing wrong.”

calpisu: *doesn’t check my school email* everything is fine

So, tonight I'mma sketch out ALL my commissions so that I have no excuse to put them off anymore. If you don’t want yours posted, please send an ask telling me not to. :)

moneyman4u2: so my GF is out of town for the week…. and my ex FWB has her boyfriend text her to get clearence for me to go out tonight…. My GF tells him yes…. He texts me and tells me about it…and i have no excuse for not going out since i don’t

meganeluka replied to your post: haha ugh it kinda looks like miku is floating in the air their love is so strong that sometimes they float

I wasn’t kidding 😂

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